Ask any novice investor and they will tell you they just want to know how to make money. After all that's why we all invest! To cultivate the perfect portfolio that will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams and allow us to live our life in leisure. Shakespeare who we know for his literary and dramatic flair was also known for his financial prowess. And we just came across an article on CNN Money that we think is pretty comical in which the Bard dispenses invest. Do follow the link and share your thoughts with us! Clever Article from CNN Money